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That Time I Did Stand Up Comedy… Naked

You know when you’re nervous about public speaking and your friends advise you to “imagine the audience in their underwear?” Well, that’s exactly what I did when I performed stand-up recently at one of the most fear-inducing shows I’ve ever done … except in this scenario there was no “imagining” and there was no “underwear.” My audience was full on real and full on nude.

Yup. They were completely, totally, utterly butt naked. The dress code was semi-formal “birthday suits” and the guest list included penises, boobs, and vaginas galore. I told jokes for twenty minutes to a bunch of bare booties, although I was less focused on their bare booties and more focused on my own. See, I was equally garmentless. Yup. I was completely, totally, utterly, bare-butt naked. At this point you’re probably wondering HOW? WHY? HUH? WHAT? WHY? WHY? WHY? Excellent questions and ones I’ve been asked by multiple people, including my mother, but her inquiries were more along the lines of “Oh my god, Jess, why?? Do you need to borrow some money?” and “Please, how much money do you need to borrow?” I explained to her that I didn’t disrobe out of a desperate need for quick cash. I said yes to the gig because I wanted to do it, because it was a unique opportunity, and because it was an experience I knew I wasn’t going to forget anytime soon.

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Source: She does the city

Original publication July 28, 2014

Posted on NatCorn 4 weeks ago

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A Lighter Look At Life: Stripped bare… the naked truth about naturism
Yes, I peeled off for the convention – and spent the weekend shunning those individuals considerably bigger in the trouser department

Surprised, frankly, by the number of intellectuals at Saturday’s gathering of Young British Naturists (YBN). Doctors, solicitors, civil servants and IT specialists let it all hang out at the Midlands homage to “body confidence”.

They believe nudism is socialism in its purest form: only by shedding designer clothes and expensive bling can we be free from judging individuals by their chattels and accoutrements. In the buff, we’re all equal, claim naturists.

So why are there no nude photographs of Lenin?

Mike working hard to bring you the nudes, sorry, news
Mike working hard to bring you the nudes, sorry, news

As a philosophy, it’s deeply flawed. Yes, I peeled off for the convention – and spent the weekend shunning those individuals considerably bigger in the trouser department.

Rip away the trappings of wealth and mankind simply finds other things to be envious about.

One teacher asked during the flesh-fest at Erdington’s Clover Spa: “Have you read Marx?”

“Yes,” I admitted. “I think it’s the wicker furniture.” Continued…Read full original article…

Source: The Hinckley Times

Original publication 2 APR 2014

Posted on NatCorn 26th January 2019

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Seven things people in Cornwall should stop moaning about right now
We live in Cornwall and things could be so much worse, yet still we moan

We’re a nation of moaners who complain more than 70 times a week – each.

In fact research has shown that we complain so much, that more than three quarters of us admit to having a moan about other people moaning or complaining.

A bit like I’m doing here, admittedly.

Dogs love to play on Cornish beaches
Dogs love to play on Cornish beaches

But sometimes, we need to take a long hard look at ourselves and loosen up a little. Get on with it – we live in Cornwall, and things could be so much worse.

In less fortunate parts of the world, the things we moan about are just a distant dream.

So here are a few topics which I’ve noticed really get on people’s nerves in Cornwall, but probably shouldn’t. Continued…Read full original article…

Source: CornwallLive

Original publication 3 Nov 2018

Posted on NatCorn 8th November 2018

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Coca-Cola Naked: An exclusive campaign for nudists
Curious and nice initiative of the Coca-Cola brand to present its sugar-free drink without labels on nudist beaches.

Coca-Cola has launched a creative campaign called “Botella al Desnudo”, taking as a backdrop the nudist beaches of Colombia, where they use the nudity of the bottle as a means of inviting the consumer to taste Coca-Cola Sabor Original and Coca as a creative resource -Cola Without Sugar without labels.

The brand made a BTL activation as part of its summer campaign. In the spot shows how a group of people are surprised to discover the power of their perceptions, which disappears when trying a Coca-Cola without its label.

The campaign consists of the challenge of guessing which variant of Coca-Cola the participants take, as can be seen in this video. This campaign carried out tastings in different places, such as beaches and shopping centers. Continued…Read full original article…

Source: Info Nudismo

Original publication 07/30/2018

Posted on NatCorn 24th August 2018

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Important safety tip: Don’t fish naked
Humour columnist Bruce Gravel shares the story of the hook that went astray

The following is the naked truth; only the names have been changed.

In the 1970s, when in their 20s, friends of ours (let’s call them Felicity and Brendan) decided it would be fun to visit a naturist resort for a day. (Yes, naturist means nudist, but adherents prefer naturist. It sounds classier.)

Fishing naked is generally a bad idea, as a visit to a naturist community proved.
Fishing naked is generally a bad idea, as a visit to a naturist community proved. MetroCreative Graphics

Living in Montreal, they heard of such a resort in the Laurentian mountains north of the city. So one fine sunny Saturday in July, off they drove.

The resort was well off the beaten track (naturally). They ended up on a narrow dirt road cutting through dense woods. They came upon a gate blocking the road. Continued…Read full original article…

Source: My Kawartha

Original publication Jun 11, 2018

Posted on NatCorn 19th June 2018

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From Idea to Concept: Creating The Secret Life of a Naturist
I have been enjoying creating the cartoon The Secret Life of a Naturist for the Clothes Free Life online magazine for the past three weeks and thought I would give a you a sneak peek at the creating process that goes into each one.

Creating a cartoon old school (without computer graphics) by drawing and inking. First of course, is coming up with a story for the characters. In a cartoon strip it has to have a beginning, middle and end all in the space of seven to nine panels. The idea is not to have a laugh out loud punchline but a situation that may be humorous enough that the reader can connect with.

In today’s instalment, I first wrote a few notes on my tablet that briefly outlines the plot. I break it down into panels as they will eventually appear on the strip with what the character’s will be saying or thought balloons or sound effects. This writing concept is similar to theater or movie scripts. Continued…Read full original article…

Source: Naturist Fab

Original publication JANUARY 28, 2018

Posted on NatCorn 6th February 2018

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Sport clubs strip NAKED for calendar – with HILARIOUS results
A PHOTOGRAPHER got sport clubs in a village to strip off for a naked calendar – and the pics are hilarious.

Stephanie Chapman produced the sport-themed Christmas calendar of the residents of her Kent village of Kings Hill near West Malling.

CHEEKY: People from Kings Hill, Kent, were snapped in the buff
CHEEKY: People from Kings Hill, Kent, were snapped in the buff Flynet

She created 12-months worth of nude snaps of the residents in a variety of sporty poses.

The hilarious pics include a women’s rugby club with their modesty saved by strategically placed balls and flags. Continued…Read full original article…

Source: Daily Star

23rd November 2017